Porn

There's distracted driving, and then there's this guy, who allegedly lost his life as a result of masturbating to porn on his phone while driving in Detroit last weekend.

This is definitely something you don't want to here when shopping for dinosaur chicken nuggets with your kids. At a Target store in California, someone got a little crazy with the intercom. Even while porn is blasting through the store, the employees don't seem like they are running to fix it.

If you enjoy dinner and a movie, better yet dinner and a porno - get your ass to KFC! Patrons at a KFC in Oklahoma almost choked on their chicken when a pornographic movie began playing on the restaurant television.

Oh internet how are we supposed to believe everything on you is true? Like this video for example. You expect us to believe that this is the first time ever these girls have watched porn? Silly, silly internet! Check out the video for yourself? Are these girls really angels or just good actors?

PornHub has created a wristband that will save the energy you create while jerking off and let you charge your phones, tablets and other devices with it. Talk about a stroke of genius!

There is no crying in porn movies! Maybe cries of passion, but tears? Porn stars take lots of STD/AIDS tests, but WoodRocket.com gave some of your favorite porn stars an acting test. I give to you the sight and sounds of porn stars fake crying. I am guessing the parents of these porn industry peeps have shed plenty of actual tears.

This video of old folks watching POV porn using Oculus Rift tech actually isn't that bad, but the one guy's reaction (and subsequent pelvic thrust) will make it hard to look at the elderly for a while.

I guess they all have to get their start somewhere and some felt going nude or doing porn was the best way to achieve their dreams of becoming famous. Here's a list of 10 actors and actresses that got their start in the raw.

It's believed a man broke into a woman's apartment and left behind a pornographic DVD in her 7 year-old daughter's bedroom while they were sleeping. The little girl woke her mother up to let her know a man had climbed out of her bedroom window.

US Airways is apologizing after a pornographic picture was sent from their Twitter account. The pic was of a toy plane inside a woman's vagina. It is difficult to tell if she had a landing strip.

WGN, Chicago, aired a report yesterday about students who were developing an app that will help you expunge your criminal record. So if they're smart enough to develop an app, how is it, one of them is not bright enough to clear their browser history of links to porn sites before going on the local news...

If you are horned up for some new Jenna Jameson porn, you my friend are in luck! After publicly quitting the industry in 2008, Jameson recently revealed to TMZ she is back in the biz in order to take care of her family.