Robot

New Robot Warns When Someone is About  to Walk in on You While Masturbating
New Robot Warns When Someone is About to Walk in on You While Masturbating
New Robot Warns When Someone is About to Walk in on You While Masturbating
Finally some technology that we can actually benefit from and just in time for the holidays. There's nothing worse then trying to rub one out when all of a sudden someone walks right in and catches you at that special moment. Well, those days are over! With this new robot software you can leave the door unlocked, fire one off and even clean up after yourself. All this without that awkward moment o
High Speed Robot Hand [VIDEO]
High Speed Robot Hand [VIDEO]
High Speed Robot Hand [VIDEO]
I'm pretty sure robots are going to take over the planet.  Them or zombies.  Or maybe aliens.  Or maybe Zombie Alien Robots.  Regardless, robots now have hands, meaning it's only a matter of time until someone uses it to masturbate.
Japanese Kissing Machine [VIDEO]
Japanese Kissing Machine [VIDEO]
Japanese Kissing Machine [VIDEO]
The Japanese aren't about to let a massive earthquake/tsunami hold them back when it comes to more realistic robot sex.  Check out the Japanese Kissing Machine.