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According to a new study, the nation's top researchers have concluded your worst fears. That you can't hide how stoned you are, you will be stoned forever, are and that you should be freaking out if you aren't already.

The new 3D movie 'Gravity' is apparently such an intense experience it will turn you into a complete psychopath in about a half hour. Watch the mania manifest itself in one critic as he does a video review of the film here.

Well I'm just shocked to find out that women's prisons are not the steamy hotbeds of sexy discipline and kittenish exploration they should be. This is a must watch video for all men who feel women's prisons need to turn up the sexy.

On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy talk to this 11-year old kid who was the victim of a shark attack. During this interview the boy discusses what the "sick" experience was like including watching his leg float by after being chewed off.

Here at the Banana, we get a lot of complaints from women. Usually offended by the "Daily Hot Chick", some comment made about women or that we just don't feature enough content for women listeners. Well ladies...this one is for you!