Thong

This woman went to the emergency room because her thong gave her an abscess, and if she didn't get it treated she could have died! Source: Buzzfeed  

Isn't everyone supposed to be staying home?

Do these make my butt look big?

Sometimes wearing a thong can be murder, but I would never think of it as a means to end my life. However, I have never been in this woman's predicament. A Utah woman was arrested for alleged pick pocketing at a bar. Once she was taken into custody by police, she tried to strangle herself with her own thong!