Trucks

Redneck Jumps His P.O.S. Truck Off Ramp In The Snow
Redneck Jumps His P.O.S. Truck Off Ramp In The Snow
Redneck Jumps His P.O.S. Truck Off Ramp In The Snow
Apparently this is how rednecks spend Christmas.  They gather all the young'ns and gather around the garbage pile ramp in the front yard.  Then they get the drunkest dumbest member of the family to do something incredibly stupid, like jump a rusty old piece of crap 25 feet into the air expecting not to get hurt.  Enjoy the inbreeding after the jump!
Burt Reynolds Buys His Trucks In Flint
Burt Reynolds Buys His Trucks In Flint
Burt Reynolds Buys His Trucks In Flint
I'm sad I didn't live in Flint when Burt Reynolds was in his prime, because apparently The Master Of The Mustache used to buy his trucks from the First Lady of Flint, Patsy Lou.