Valentines Day

Who needs ballads when you have metal love songs that are this heavy?

Just In Time For Valentine's Day!

...we've got you covered. Check out these folks who have some serious regerts about their love-inspired tattoo, and find out how you can get rid of your regrettable ink stain.

When it comes to any relationship, we've all made mistakes. However, if your mistake was of the permanent variety we have your back. If you have a tattoo of your ex's name on your body, send us a picture of it and we will help you cover it up.

Many people will get engaged tomorrow. How romantic. Ugh. What about the people that just want to hook up on VD Day? If that is you, check out this video on how to ask girls for sex on Valentine's Day. No candy required, just condoms!

The only 12 things I usually want on Valentine's Day are beers. That being said, I wouldn't mind eating Dortios Ketchup roses with those beers. As of now, these delicious bouquets are sold out (if they are real at all). However, you could make your own Dortios flowers for your Valentine. I recommend eating them in bed. They probably are not messy at all!

If you are feeling a little cold this Valentine's Day, this stunning model in lingerie will warm you up - everywhere! How can one person be this beautiful? I guess Forrest Gump was right, life is like a box of chocolates and hopefully you get a piece like this today!

Like it or not, today is Valentine's Day. A day for lovers to celebrate their love and a day for single people to be depressed or rejoice (it depends on the person). From cards, to flowers and chocolates people are spending money, eating crap and screwing like crazy today. If you have no Valentine then consider this video of creepy Valentine's Day cards my gift to you!

If an extremely hot Russian woman walked up to me and asked me to be her Valentine, it would be really tough to say no. Unless she was using me to get her green card because in Russia Valentine means to get married, at least that's what these guys are told in this Valentine's Day prank.

When it comes to Valentine's Day gifts thinking out of the box will most likely put you inside of your girls box! That being said what better way to melt the heart and inhibitions of your Valentine than serving Jello Shots!

Valentine's Day is this Saturday. If you are not in a relationship you could probably care less. Actually even if you are in a relationship, you may not care. However if you are lonely or just horny, you will most likely enjoy a Valentine's boob twerk from Sara X. Prepare for a heart on!

Starting Monday ladies, start submitting your videos to win a night out with Ironsnake on Valentine's Day! It's a trip around town in a Cool Bus, dinner with Ironsnake at Beef & Barley, and a full night to rock out at The Machine Shop! Find out how to enter here.