Wisconsin

It's all because "Darrell the Barrel" got to go sightseeing in Muskegon.

In case you missed it yesterday, Mountain Dew made a huge mistake in their "DEWnited States" campaign and label Michigan's Upper Peninsula as part of Wisconsin.

The Upper and Lower Peninsula are just two of the many things that make Michigan unique and awesome. Unfortunately, the folks at Mountain Dew missed that part of geography class.

Here at the Banana, we know the dangers of having a microphone around you. This guy didn't quite get the concept of how they work. As they are getting ready for the press comment, he makes a comment about how beautiful the stenographer is. Apparently, he thought the mic couldn't hear him.

I did many stupid things as a teenager, but nothing like this. Wisconsin police arrested a 13-year-old girl for drunk driving! This girl is beyond lucky that no one was injured, or let alone killed.

A Wisconsin mom faces charges after allegedly attacking a 12-year old boy for hitting her and her son in the face with a dodge-ball. The incident was all a misunderstanding, according to 27-year old Dominique Jude, who faces up to 90 days in jail if convicted on criminal disorderly conduct charges.

Footage of the christening of a ship named,'Reuben Lasker' has gone viral. The video was filmed last year in Wisconsin, but is just recently getting attention.

Finding hard cover books at a library is common, finding a guy with a hard on at a library is not. Tyree Carter, 20, has been banned from "all libraries on the face of the Earth", after being busted for exposing himself and masturbating in a Wisconsin library. I bet there are some stuck together pages in a few of those books!

If you ignore the economy, the crime rate, the schools, the roads, and the Upper Peninsula, Michigan is pretty awesome state.  The Pure Michigan campaign highlights the best parts of MI and now they've set their sights on Wisconsin and Ohio.

This story is head and shoulders above the stupid meter. Two brothers in Wisconsin were arrested for fighting over shampoo. What the hell kind of shampoo is worth fighting for?