Vandals Use Weed Killer to Draw Penis on Michigan Football Field

Some Michigan pranksters could be facing a swift kick in the Jimmy, after police say someone used weed killer to sculpt out the image of a man’s pecker on the full 100–yards of the Bedford High School football field.

The school has since been forced to relocate a series of home football games because they say there is simply no way to get the dead grass gonads off the field without enduring labor intensive and costly renovations – projected to set the school district back at least $10,000.

Superintendent Mark Kleinhans says the "very inappropriate” and “disgusting” weed killer penis was put on the field over the Labor Day weekend. "We are going to prosecute to the full extent of the law," he said. "This isn't a little prank misdemeanor. This is a felony."

Interestingly, a 50-year-old woman is the primary suspect in this case.