Free Beer and Hot Wings
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Zane Almost Catches Himself On Fire… Again [FBHW]
This is a story of not learning your lesson after a mistake. Well, that's not entirely fair, it's more of a lesson of forgetfulness and panic than anything else.
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My Strange Addiction: Man In A Relationship With Inflatable Animals [FBHW]
My Strange Addiction is, well, a really strange show. In a recent episode, Mark talks about his addiction to inflatable animals. Yes, a grown ass man is addicted to inflatable animals. He bathes them, takes them swimming, talks to them, and even plays music for them. He claims that they all have different personalities, but he assures you that they all do get along with one another.
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Free Beer And Hot Wings Have Some Dumb Callers [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings had a little phone trouble earlier this morning. After a few hours of not being able to call into the show, the audience channeled all of their frustration into some really dumb calls.
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Producer Joe Goes To The Doctor [FBHW]
Producer Joe, being the nice young naive boy that he is, has been receiving prostate exams since he was 22-years-old. This all seemed well and good until Joe was informed by his doctor uncle that a prostate exam isn't necessary until the ages of 40 or 50. After that discovery, Producer Joe decided that it might be wise to find a new doctor with less of a carnal desire for butt play. What Joe didn't realize was that apparently no matter what doctor he goes to, something will eventually get weird.
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Anderson Cooper Barely Flinches At Rocket Explosion [FBHW]
Anderson Cooper is one of the most seasoned journalists on television when it comes to war zone reporting. He has reported from Somalia, Bosnia, Rwanda, Beirut, Lebanon, Israel, Iraq and Afghanistan just to name a few. The guy has dodged more bombs than a frat brother going through AA. In a recent broadcast from Israel, Cooper barely flinched when a rocket exploded extremely close to his location.
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The Holy Cab Ride [FBHW]
Free Beer was in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend to announce the Wisconsin, Ohio State game. On his way from the airport to the hotel, Free Beer experienced a very interesting cab ride. The cabby announced that he was training another driver, that gives us two guys upfront and Free Beer in the back. The cab trip was going fine until the cab driver in the passenger seat says "Is Jesus sittin' in the back seat with you?" After that statement, things got weird.
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The Top Ways To Hurt Your Genitals [FBHW]
An interesting study came out from the Journal of Urology recently. The study used a decade of information about genitourinary injuries in American adults to compile the top 7 reasons for genital injuries. According to The Atlantic, the number of genital injuries averages about 16,000 per year and men accounted for two-thirds of these. Free Beer and Hot Wings discuss these findings and tell a few stories themselves.
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‘Extreme Cougar Wives’ Is The Latest Creepy Show On TLC [FBHW]
'Extreme Cougar Wives' is coming this November to The Learning Channel (TLC). The one-hour program follows three elderly women who are involved with significantly younger men. The teaser video opens with Hattie, a 76-year-old woman, explaining how she is labeled a cougar because she sleeps with younger men. It seems as though The Learning Channel no longer has any inclination to teach you anything... Scratch that, we learned what a cougar was.
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Virginia Grandmother Wants To MMA Cage Fight [FBHW]
Khandace Cossitt of Virginia is not your ordinary grandmother, not by any means. She is a 56-year-old granny that wants to fight in a MMA cage match. The 6 foot 5 inch tall woman is a self described "man-decker." Khandace weighs in at over 200 pounds and is eager to get into the ring. No one wants to take on this feisty grandma as of yet, but she is ready to brawl!
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Man Claims Bigfoot Vandalized His RV [FBHW]
Ever since the Jack Link's Sasquatch advertising campaign, everybody knows that Bigfoot is a jerk. This is confirmed by a Pennsylvania man who claims his RV was vandalized by a rock throwing Bigfoot. The man claims that he and his girlfriend spotted Bigfoot 3 times while camping over a month long period. The encounters included a brief sighting, a close encounter, and the previously mentioned vandalism. After hearing about the encounters first hand, Free Beer and Hot Wings both agree that Bigfoot is a dick.
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Washington Nationals Fans Won’t Stop Cursing On Camera [FBHW]
Last week the Washington Nationals lost a heartbreaking game to be eliminated from the pennant race. The team blew a 6 run lead late in the game, much to the anger of Washington fans. A reporter from a local news station was set up near the gate to get reactions of fans as they were walking out, but he was hesitant due to the amount of swearing going on. However, he finds a fan who agreed not to swear, only to have a different fan pop his head in for a copious amount of cursing on air.
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Cleveland Bus Driver Uppercuts Woman [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a gem of a video over the weekend. A Cleveland bus driver dealt a Mortal Kombat style uppercut to a woman who had apparently been taunting the man while he was driving. In the video it is unclear as to how the woman was provoking the driver. The beginning of the confrontation was not recorded, but the video did capture one of the greatest 1 liners of all time from the driver. "She want to be a man, I'm gonna treat you like a man," the driver shouted moments before delivering his jaw-shattering uppercut.