Best Videos of Animals Pleasuring Themselves
Grizzly Bear Rubbing One Out
Even Smokey the Bear gets lonely! There's nothing wrong with this right? I'm sure he finishes, smokes a cigarette and then runs off to steal a picnic basket before crawling back into the cave to "hibernate."
Female Gorilla Double Clicks Her Mouse
Don't ever let a female tell you she dosen't "take care of herself," if she does she's lying. Even one of our close "relatives" needs to "take care of herself." Talk about dipping your fingers into the "honey pot"!
Spanking Himself
In monkey talk would they say to each other, "excuse me, I have to go spank myself,"? I think not, monkeys probably call it "squeezing the squirrel" or "beating the bird." I'm sure we could go on forever with innuendoes!
'I'm Just Looking in My Pouch'
Even down under the animals have the need to self pleasure. Sure it looks like he's just trying to find his identification in his built in wallet, but that's how he gets away with it.
It's Mine and I'll Rub It If I Want
This video was posted on here before -- it's just that good. Even dogs get tired of chasing "cats" and have to take the action into their own hands. Next time your dog decides to hump your leg, push him off and show him this video, it may help.
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