Comedy

If an extremely hot Russian woman walked up to me and asked me to be her Valentine, it would be really tough to say no. Unless she was using me to get her green card because in Russia Valentine means to get married, at least that's what these guys are told in this Valentine's Day prank.

For the past year and a half, I've been telling Chris Monroe that he needs to clean out his fridge at his desk instead of putting things in mine. He says he's afraid to open it because other people have put food in there and he doesn't even know what's in there anymore. So today while Chris was at lunch, we found out exactly what was in there.

The story of a Detroit man that walks 21 miles a day to and from work went viral this week, but like James Robertson said in the story -- there are so many people in his situation. He's right and we have another inspiring story about the triumph of the human spirit.

Oh, these youngsters today.

'Kidz Bop 27' features a version of Meghan Trainor's 'All About that Bass' that trades the word "booty" for "anal." You have to hear this to believe it.

Remember when you wanted to lose weight back in the day, all you had to do was get AIDS?

Justin Bieber was trying to show off his skateboarding skills for a crowd in New York City, because he thinks everything he does now is interesting. Thankfully, he did make it interesting by falling directly on his ass.

The guys over at Screen Junkies have nailed yet another Honest Trailer, pointing out just about everything that was wrong with the awful reboot of TMNT.

Nobody knows what's best for a women's bodies like men do -- just ask any Republican. That's why Tampax tasked a bunch of bro-dudes with writing their most recent tampon commercial.

At a recent Bad Girls Club audition a woman got a boot put on the wheel of her new BMW. She wasn't about to let that keep her from leaving though.

What if I told you that Jason Alexander (aka George Costanza) used to have hair and sing about McDonald's burgers in the mid 1980s?

Have you ever wondered what a bands album cover would look like if they ever decided to cut the bulls---? Well, wonder no more because we cut it for them!