April 15, 2013 Ohio Police Chief Mike Berkemeir was hospitalized after eating an entire cake that was laced with pot. Surprisingly enough the cake was in his own house. So how did it get there?
April 12, 2013 The student body of a Michigan elementary school is apparently driving the faculty to drink, as authorities say they arrested a school principal earlier this week for driving drunk on school property.
April 10, 2013 Fake $5 dollar bills are apparently circulating around Fenton and Linden. Both police departments are warning business owners and citizens to be on the look out for the bogus bills.
April 9, 2013 A Michigan man was arrested yesterday after police say he allegedly stole over a hundred dollars worth of meat from a local supermarket by stuffing it down his pants.
April 9, 2013 William Blakely definitely had his hands full as he drove around town. This former Vice-Mayor of Tennessee is accused of driving recklessly while masturbating down an interstate.
April 4, 2013 Who let the dogs out? Shoot, shoot, shoot!
April 3, 2013 I thought prison was supposed to scare you straight? Not if you are incarcerated at Orleans Parish Prison in Louisiana. It ain't nothing but a party!
April 2, 2013 Dang! I guess it’s really nacho cheese.
April 1, 2013 So as we all know there are rules if you're going to play an April fools prank. Well somewhere along the way this lady, Susan Tinker, must have forgotten that one of, if not the most important rules of April fools pranking is , Never get the cops involved.
March 27, 2013 There are a plethora of new Michigan laws scheduled to officially hit the books over the course of the next several days, most of which will exist as a mere fingerbang in the crawl of the average lawbiding citizen, while others will likely serve to savagely grudge hump the hooligans with their heads buried in the sand.
March 25, 2013 Talk about digging your own grave.
March 22, 2013 Thou shall not steal – especially a Bible.
