Christ on a cracker! What kind of idiot would attempt to chew off their own fingerprints? Everyone knows you are supposed to shave off your prints - duh! Florida resident Kenzo Roberts, 20, was busted in a stolen car with a fake ID, a concealed firearm and three fraudulent credit cards. What other choice did he have then to chew off his fingerprints in the back of a cop car. Watch for yourself.