Thanks to the internet, I'm becoming more of a pet guy.  I still think they stink and are pits of money and germs, but when they are on youtube, I don't have to worry about any of that crap.  Check out this dog pull a pretty impressive pee.

I've got to assume that if I tried to pull a handstand urination, things would not go as smoothly.  I also wonder if this dog had to be taught to pee like this or if he just feels right doing it.