There is always some dope calling 911 over a stupid reason. We have posted all of those dumb reasons on this website. Well, here is another one. A teen recently called 911 over a 'massive' spider in her home.

The 16-year-old Oregon girl, told the 911 dispatcher that the spider was 'the size of a baseball'. It was not. According to responding officers, the arachnid was about 2 inches in diameter. The officer disposed of the spider with a newspaper according to reports.

If this young lady thinks something 2 inches in diameter is huge, what is she going to think when she sees her first penis? Will she call the cops over 'the giant snake' in her mouth?