I've never seen a Harry Potter movie, but I'm not judging you if you're a fan.  Unless you're a grown man, then I'm totally judging you for being a Harry Potter fan.  Unless you're a nine year old, the only Harry Potter you should be watching involves a pole and a dancer.  Check out the video.

Seriously, why aren't all kid's movies like this?  Oh yeah, because kid's don't like strippers. And what the hell is going on after 1:47?