It's too damn cold and my golf clubs need some attention. Anyone want to build a tee box on my patio so I can launch a couple buckets into the woods behind me? It's just open land so don't worry, I can't kill anyone.

I didn't try teeing off from inside the apartment, but I damn near shattered the door wall to the patio. I want to brush up on my swing, but I don't think I want to be evicted for it. I can pay you in beer. Thanks