It never ends my friends. Last year I had my wages garnished over a medical bill, even though I did everything asked of me by the insurance company. This year isn't getting any better.

I was just recently informed that a jewelry company is taking legal action against me. Now this one gets a bit tricky. Bottom line is, don't get married. It's expensive, a pain in the ass, and always comes back to bite you in the ass. The sad part is, I didn't even get married. I came close and then it just didn't work out. Either way, it's still coming back to haunt me.

This morning, I found a note on my door threatening legal action. I called the number to figure out what it was about and only found out the name of the company that's taking action against me. I have never done any kind of business with that company! Let me tell you, it's a great way to start a Friday! Where's my beer?

So just to make my day and yours, sit back and watch 10 minutes of Kate Upton's boobs. Enjoy!