Nuts on Pizza? Employee Busted With Balls on Customers Pie [VIDEO]

I will take one large, hold the balls please - and I don't mean over or on my pizza. A teenager in Texas decided he would add a little extra something to a last minute customers pizza, his scrotum. Ugh.

Papa Murphy's employee, Austin Michael Symonds, 18, was caught 'dick handed' by the actual customer the pizza was for. Can you imagine? The pizza molester apologized and reportedly called his manager to tell him what had happened. I wonder if he was fired? I am assuming so since he was arrested and charged with tampering with a consumer product. Do you think his crust was stuffed in jail?

If I was the owner of Papa Murphy's  I would be having a balls out pizza sale! Maybe call it a 'we hope we didn't rub you the wrong way' sale?