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Smuggled Burrito Puts New Mexico Prison on Lockdown

Smuggled Burrito
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I would assume there is a lot of “hide the sausage” going on in prison, but hide the burrito?

Prisoners at the Valencia County Detention Center in New Mexico were put on lockdown after a burrito was brought into the prison.  I am sure that burrito tops what is usually going down the throats of inmates.

CBS News is reporting that a guard brought the burrito in for an inmate.  Apparently the lucky prisoner was caught enjoying the burrito, causing a strong reaction by fellow inmates.  Jail officials were worried there may have been contraband inside the burrito, but it checked out okay.  The smuggling guard has been fired.

Back to sausage smuggling!

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