Cats

You might take the democratic process very seriously, but not everybody is on your side. Specifically the 6,000 or so people who wrote in a cat for US Senator of Virginia. The cat came in third place.

Our pets are good at tons of things, like getting stuck in jars and sneaking into pictures for awesome photobombs. They possess talents a bunch of other animals would envy. But did you know our four-legged friends are really, really good at playing dead?

As part of an ancient rivalry firmly lodged in the deepest recesses of their animal brains, a frenzied dog chases a terrified cat around a backyard. But this resourceful kitty has a trick up his furry sleeve -- a secret ninja move.

Few things are better than dressing up our pets. How can you resist a Michael Jackson puppy or an Avengers pug? Costumed pets are probably the best part of Halloween. But just because we love it doesn't mean they do. Especially cats. Who knew these little guys were such Halloween-haters? Check out these 15 cats hating on Halloween

Cats are a lot of things.  Mine is weird, possibly evil and pretty damn hilarious, but most aren't metal.  This cat is an exception to that rule and you can tell by his love for Slayer.

We commend this cat, whose patience is dangling by a thread. If cats can grind their teeth, then Chuck (named after her propensity for barfing) must be doing it for this whole video, as extremely playful (and handsy) baby gibbon APEril climbs all over her...

I'm just going to come out and say it, this is definitely a stupid pet trick video.  But along with being stupid it's pretty damn awesome too.  Check out this kitty hang claws and shred some serious wavage on his surf board, all while he rides it to safety.

Everybody chill out. The cats aren't on real drugs, just anesthetics . Okay, I guess anesthetics technically are a real drug, but it's not like "real" drugs.  Check out this hilarious video of these kittens who are obviously still feeling it.

I wouldn't think anyone would want a giant pu**y? Apparently this fat cat was shown a lot of love with food!  The world's fattest cat has died.  Meow,  lost his weight loss battle and his life at  The Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society.

After porn, cats run the internet. Now it looks like felines are on their way to ruling music, as this cat goes all death metal on this cover.

Meet the Millard family!  They were recently arrested for cat hoarding. I am not sure which is creepier, the fact that these people lived with 134 cats or their mugshot?  I am going to go with mugshot!

This story is so gross even I won't make a pussy joke. A 35 year old California man is behind bars after being arrested for skinning cats alive, cooking and finally eating them. Deputy District Attorney Michael Yraceburn refused to comment on the case, but did confirm to The Sun, that Jason Louis Wilmert (35), was using the cats as a food source. Gross!