Thanks to the internet, I'm becoming more of a pet guy. I still think they stink and are pits of money and germs, but when they are on youtube, I don't have to worry about any of that crap. Check out this dog pull a pretty impressive pee.
I think pets kinda suck. Talking your dog for a walk seems like more of a hassle than it's worth. But taking your pet hawk for a fly seems like much more fun. Check out what some rich dude does with his money.
I do not like pets. They stink, they're filthy, and they serve no purpose. That is unless you have a dog that gets you a beer. Cuz that's just effin awesome. Watch the coolest dog in the world do just that.