robbery

I have heard of 'taking a bite out of crime', but NOT biting during a crime!  A store clerk was recently choked and bitten several times in the face while working at a convenience store.  We can see it all go down, thanks to the surveillance video.

Get a load of this clown! This guy was feeling was feeling so unappreciated at home that he decided to attempt a robbery with hot dog tongs. It's kinda sad that he felt he was better off in jail than with his family. Nobody really took him serious because he was so hammered. It would suck to always be known as "The Hot Dog Tong Robber."

This kid is definitely not the brightest.  This is the express lane from drug possession to attempted murder.  Well done stoner!  Not only did your dealer hang on to the car, he also made you crash.  He obviously didn't plan his excape route very well either.  If your going to do this, at least give yourself more than a couple hundred feet to get away.

We need this guy in Flint.  Not only does he keep calm and knock this douche bag out, he also adds insult to injury and makes him clean up his own blood! With an arrest story like this, you know he is now Bubba's play thing in jail.  Enjoy!

In Rib Mountain, Wisconsin the Ninja Turtle Bandit is on the run.  Early Monday morning the Ninja Turtle Bandit and an accomplice robbed a local Wendy's restaurant.  The duo tied up 2 employees with duct tape and made off with an undisclosed amount of cash.

Well this is one way to get motivated to lose weight. We all know words can really hurt but being called fat by a robber that is trying to tie you up has got to be a new low. It did however inspire one victim to drop some major pounds.

Obviously this guy is NOT from Flint!  You should be ashamed of yourself old man!  You mentioned kids and rent?  Cashiers don't buy that!  You need to mention baby mama's and drugs!  That's a true motive...