There's only two reasons to go to Ohio, one of which is taking a dump on the 50 yard line in Columbus and two is Cedar Point. Check out the new winged coaster they're putting in, the 170 foot high GateKeeper.
Don't get me wrong, if you wanna get married in some weird ass way, you have every right to. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to make fun of you for it. Watch these losers get married by the King on a roller coaster.
Tsunami be damned, the Japanese are back and ready to build something better than America. Check out the steepest roller coaster in the world "Takabisha".
