Don't get me wrong, if you wanna get married in some weird ass way, you have every right to.  But that doesn't mean I'm not going to make fun of you for it.  Watch these losers get married by the King on a roller coaster.

I don't even know where to start with this video.  First of all, let's talk about the dude's hair.  You're an adult male bro, probably time to stop with the multicolored hair.  Next, let's talk about Elvis.  This dude looks like Elvis if he was a Juggalo.  I'll give it 2 years before they are getting a divorce on the Ferris Wheel.