Show Recap

The show is off until Tuesday, July 5th for vacation. Today’s best-of show included the following: Teeth (the movie discussion), Thumb suckers unite, Underwater birth with dolphins, Sex with a dying friend, Producer Joe spits food at people, Push-up Paul offends everyone, Money to change a life decision, Men who look like old lesbians, Rumors you’ve heard about yourself, Christian Bale meltd

Hour 1 Free Beer played us the trailer for Saints Row: The Third this morning. The developers of the game have completely abandoned any sense of realism and you can now do damn near anything you want in the game. You can see the trailer in the Video Reel. A black college football player was kicked off of a flight for having saggy pants. A white guy in his mid 50′s was allowed to fly while wea

Hour 1 Zane told us about the biggest news story of the last few days: the penguin who got lost and swam 2000 miles in the wrong direction and ended up in New Zealand. There’s lots of controversy now about whether he should be sent back to Antarctica or not. We had an update on the guy we talked about the other morning who robbed a bank because he could not afford the medical care he needed.

Hour 1 Zane checked out a magazine article that showed older celebrities in their bathing suits and talked about how great they looked. He disagreed with all but about 2 of them, saying that they actually looked just as old as they really were. A seventh generation Welenda is trying to legalize tight-rope walking across Niagara Falls. We talked about how tight-rope walking was only cool in th

Hour 1 Zane started the morning telling us about how he realized this weekend that he is getting really old. He couldn’t handle hooking up his computer to the new-fangled internet and also had major issues with the plot points of the movie Inception. It’s good that he finally realized what we have known for years. We have a video posted in the Video Reel from inside of a top fuel dragster. Th

Hour 1 Zane made a really great first impression on his new tenant in his house yesterday. The guy accidentally spilled some water on the carpet and Zane absolutely lost his mind. He hung up on the guy twice and was raging out on him for the rest of the day. We talked about how he should have his own reality show called “Eric Zane: American Landlord”. Free Beer went over a list of the charact

Hour 1 Zane just recently moved in to his new house and he’s been telling us about all of the crap that made the move to the new place. Instead of going through everything before he moved, he got a dumpster at the new house and has just been throwing everything out! He has taken great joy in chopping it up with an ax before throwing it in the dumpster. Free Beer is not that impressed by the m