stripper pole

Let's be real, Chicago Bears fans are ugly people.  One of the mongoloids that root for Chicago tried to get her ass up on a parking lot stripper pole and ended up on the ground.  Check out the hilariousness.

Dance battles are pretty stupid.  Acting like your fighting using dance moves is probably the lamest thing you could possibly do.  The only way to justify having a dance off is if it's a pole dance off.  Cuz I'll bust out the singles for that.

Since we have a strip club on every corner in this town I figured this was pretty appropriate.  Now granted, most of the ladies in this area are pro's at working the pole...the ones in this video are not!  But, we all have to start somewhere.  With a little practice and some hard work, these girls will raise their kids and work their way through college in no time!