The Colbert Report

Well, that was fast! Just one week after David Letterman dropped the 'Late Show' bombshell that he would retire in 2015, his replacement has officially been announced. Following early and decisive rumors, Stephen Colbert will officially leave behind Comedy Central's 'Colbert Report' to ascend the late-night throne as the new host of CBS' 'The Late Show.' You're welcome, nation!

Beastie Boy Mike D. flexed his 'License to Ill' on 'The Colbert Report' last week in order to settle a crossword puzzle dispute caused by the misuse of a term in a recent edition of 'The New York Times.'

Guys, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling? Of course we won't ever be sitting on a blanket in a field with our dads and ask that question -- but women sure do it a lot. On a recent Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert did a segment on commercials -- more specifically, feminine hygiene products. You may want to read on if your "junk" smells like, well junk.