If you ever wondered what it would sound like if a walrus was the singer for a metal band, wonder no more. Seriously, all this big guy needs is a band to back him up and he would be good to go.
You masturbate with your own hand, and that doesn't make you gay right? I have to think going down on yourself is a little different, but apparently, this walrus disagrees with me. Watch him do what most married men wish they could.