watermelon

Dew it!

Tap that melon.

I believe there is a phrase about there being many ways to skin a cat, but did you know you can skin a watermelon too? I don't know exactly how many ways there are to skin one, other than this cool trick. Try it over the holiday weekend and impress all of your drunk friends!

If it is one thing I hate it is slicing up anything. I avoid making anything that requires a lot of chopping preparation. I can see why a sword seemed like a good idea to slice a watermelon. Does that make me as dumb as this guy?

What do you get when you mix alcohol, a machete, and a watermelon?  That's right, a trip to the hospital.  Apparently, it's a lot tougher to be a ninja when you've been drinking.  This guy makes a simple attempt to slice a watermelon in half and BOOM, instant gusher.  I can't tell whether or not he lost any fingers but whatever he did, it's bleeding like hell.

What the hell did I just watch? This is what you ask yourself after you watch this. I had to watch this a few times to see if she was actually using her boobs to break a watermelon. I thought maybe she had something in her shirt that was be used to smash but it looks like her boobs did the damage. What do you think?

It's surprisingly interesting to watch a watermelon get blown back by a minigun.  Check out the tasty carnage.

Remember this video? This is one of my all-time favorite fail videos! A watermelon explodes on impact in this woman's face, all while being a contestant on the tv show The Amazing Race. Her partner is right by her side all along the way with some awesome pep talk, and I quote "right in the kisser, show this knight who's boss". Well, she sure did!