The Binge Before X-Mas Tonight!!!
The Binge Before X-Mas is tonight at The Machine Shop with Pop Evil, Danko Jones and The Product. Hopefully you got your tickets, only a few left.
Tonight will be a riot, complete with our drunk Santa, his elves and tons of X-Mas presents. The entire banana staff will be there, including the Free Beer And Hot Wings Show. If you're going you might have a chance to hook up with Santa's sexy helper Timmy The Elf.