Every now and then, you've just gotta hump whatever is in front of you.  It's true for men, women and even turtles I guess.  Watch this shelled horn ball give this watering can the business.

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All I'm going to say about this, is let's not judge the turtle.  We've all humped something that we didn't want to and I personally think turtle/watering can sex should be accepted.  It's 2012 people.  Try to be a little more accepting of turtles and their choices.

Source: Fark