There's a ton of traditional love songs you could listen to while you and your woman (or man) are making sweet passionate love on Valentine's Day but honestly, that sounds pretty boring.

This year you need to spice up your bedroom with a soundtrack of songs that are sure to take the evening to a dark and dirty level. Luckily for you, I have five songs here that are sure to heat things up...or possibly make things creepy.


Type O Negative - Christian Women: I think this is as dark as it gets but there's just something about this song that is absolutely perfect when it comes to sexy time....on a dark and disturbing level.

Nine Inch Nails - Closer: This is was the first song that came to mind when putting this dirty list of sex songs together. When I mentioned I was doing this post, everyone at the station said, you have to include 'Closer' from NIN. Good to know, were' all on the same page.

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch: Perfect for when things start to get weird, wild and out of control.

Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend: This is sometimes a good first song to start for when she wants to throw a dance routine into the mix...pre-sex.

W.A.S.P. - Animal (F**K Like a Beast): If you last through the first 4 deserve this one.