WARNING: YOU CAN SEE A DUDE’S BUTT IN THIS POST

It’s been cold for so long, people forgot how to act when it’s actually warm out. Case in point — this guy who got butt ass nekkid in Burton and went for a stroll in the middle of the day.

Now I can’t tell you what the hell is going on here, as details are scarce. What I can tell you is that this guy was rocking his birthday suit and walking toward Starlite on Center Rd Thursday evening at around 6:30p. We’re not sure where his “skin stroll” started, but pictures show him at least as far back as Magoo’s.

He was reportedly picked up by police near the after hours clinic, but not before several people got video and photos of the unusual scene.

I’m assuming that either hard drugs or some sort of dare was the motivation for the stunt... Maybe he was just headed to Burton’s new KFC. No matter what, he’ll likely be legally obligated to tell this story to his neighbors from now on... and I assume he’s gonna be nursing one hell of a sunburn.