Airplane Masturbator Pleads Guilty

Talk about a snake on a plane!

A Florida man, who did not wait to be jerked around by turbulence,  plead guilty to "jerking" himself off on a recent flight. 

Kyle Pearce, 25, is facing a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail and a $500 fine according to  The Smoking Gun.

In my opinion, flying is uncomfortable enough.  Can you imagine looking next to you or across the isle and seeing something like this happening?

Who knows,  Maybe some of the passengers were relieved they did not pay for the movie, when they could get this show for free!

An unidentified teen on the airplane said, quote:

“He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time.”

Barf!

Apparently there was an 18 year old girl seated next to the plane perv.  She told authorities, quote:

“I sat next to a man on a plane who was masturbating [sic]. I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis.”

Barf!

From what The Smoking Gun is reporting, Pearce finished the job.

I think the dope was confused.  Sam Jackson said, quote:

"Get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane"

Not, "Get your mother fucking snake off on this mother fucking plane".

Some people's kids!