Graham Hartmann

Beyond contributing vocals to the most iconic heavy metal band in history, Black Sabbath, Ozzy jumbled together words far more perfect than anything scripted.

For those who have eternally committed awful ink onto their bodies, we 'salute' you and offer our readers the 40 Worst Rock Tattoos of All Time.

Sometimes on live television.

Watch GWAR school some outraged parents.

Whether you're looking to relax with some Purple Pantera, break your anxiety with Ghost OG or stimulate your appetite with some Fat Axl.

Note: Satchel doesn't remember when he was a teenager.

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Watch Elvis Presley defend his controversial hip gyrations.

From Metallica to Motley Crue.

Please respect each other at concerts.

From punk rock to the heaviest thrash.

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