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7-Year-Old Jack Hoffman Scores TD In Nebraska Spring Football Game
On the field and online, Jack Hoffman was impossible to stop on Saturday.
Michigan Beats Syracuse, 61-56 — 2013 NCAA Final Four Scores
Michigan held off Syracuse in Atlanta on Saturday and advanced to Monday's national championship game where they will face Louisville.
Michigan In Final Four After Routing Florida, 79-59 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Michigan beat Florida on Sunday in the South Regional final and joined Wichita State and Syracuse in the 2013 Final Four.
Flag in Team USA Dugout Came From Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan
Team USA is still very much alive in the World Baseball Classic. When manager Joe Torre's squad takes on the Dominican Republic Thursday night, it will once again have a rather tattered U.S. flag hanging in its dugout. As one might assume, it's no ordinary flag — it used to fly over U...
Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep
A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishment...
Kathryn Marie — Babe of the Day
Kathryn Marie is a 26-year-old model who lives in Baton Rouge, La. A fine example of a Southern girl, Kathryn is working a full-time job while dabbling in modeling. This may be the most impressive dabbling since Bo Jackson decided to 'dabble' in football in the baseball off-season...
Aneta Kowal — Babe of the Day
Aneta Kowal is a 21-year-old model who lives in Detroit. She's one of the city's most renowned models (and she doesn't even have four wheels — Detroit! Car jokes!). She was named 2012 Miss Michigan Hooters.
Aneta is a hard-working model willing to fly anywhere for a shoot...
Carly Baker — Celeb Crush
New UFC Octagon Girl Carly Baker made her debut this weekend at UFC on FUEL TV 7. Any woman who can walk into one of the world's fastest growing sports and distract everyone's attention by simply holding a ring card is most certainly worthy of being our celebrity crush...
Man Changes Tire On Moving Car Tilted On Two Wheels
When you get a flat tire, roadside assistance can sometimes take a long time to respond. These guys don't need no stinkin' roadside assistance. They don't even need a jack. Watch the video to see the world's most death-defying auto mechanic change a tire while the car he is riding in is moving on two wheels:
The guy just pops out of the back door of the tilted-on-two-wheels car, takes off one tire
Brothers Blow-Up House After Winning Lottery
Everyone who plays the lottery has their own fantasy of what they'd do first if they won.
Two brothers from Wichita, Kan. celebrated their big lottery win by buying meth and weed, which resulted in them accidentally blowing-up their house and getting arrested...
Man Skis Through Abandoned 5-Story Alaskan Building
Two dudes found an abandoned five-story building in Whittier, Alaska. Like anyone would, they decided to take high quality video of one of them skiing down the cramped stairwells of the building and post it to Vimeo. You just have to click below to watch it:
The skier is Logan Imlach, while the videographer is Matt Wild...
The 5 Dumbest Things Said During Super Bowl XLVII Week
In the week leading up to Super Bowl XLVII, it sometimes seemed there were more members of the media than fans in New Orleans. The result? Microphones and video cameras were everywhere picking up dumb comments by 49ers and Ravens players who would probably much rather just play the game. Here are the 5 dumbest things said during Super Bowl week: