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Kendra Rice — Babe of the Day
Kendra’s a 27-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s been a ‘Wrockette‘ and is Miss TransWorld WAKEBOARDING February 2012.
Pee-Wee Herman Dubs ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer
Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the ‘Dark Knight’ teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you’ve hit your limit, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ reaches into its utility belt and pulls out this ridiculous re-dub of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer voiced by everyone’s favorite playpal Pee-Wee Herman.
Shantal Monique — Babe of the Day
Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona. She plans to major in biology at Arizona State University, but also has aspirations of attending graduate school and becoming an actress.
Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.
Radeo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Radeo — a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who’s from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio – back in November 2011. She’s back and she’s… Batman. We’ve heard she’s got one helluva bat cave.
Jordan Nolan — Babe of the Day
Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised ‘a Georgia peach,’ but currently lives in Sin City.
Karolina Wozniak — Babe of the Day
Karolina’s a 22-year-old model originally from Warsaw, Poland now living in Miami.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Waikiki Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Waikiki — a 32-year-old ‘squatter’ from Italy who’s into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She’s like the real life Marla from Fight Club.
Chelsea Eaton — Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 19-year-old model from Iowa Park, Texas who’s currently pursuing her nursing degree from Vernon College.
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.
Jessica Barton — Babe of the Day
Jessica’s a 29-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s done work for Hot Import Nights, the NHRA, and DoubleD Race and Tuning.