“Booty Call Ninjas” Jump Illinois Man

Not the "Booty Call Ninjas"!  Oh hell no!

According  to The Daily Caller, an Illinois man was attacked by "booty call ninjas" when trying to connect with an ex girlfriend.

The unidentified man told authorities he was beaten by the "booty call ninjas" after he called his ex Katherine M. Casarez  to meet for sex.

The woman apparently agreed, but it was a trap.

Enter the "bootie call ninjas".

The pair arranged to meet in an alley.  When the victim approached Casarez's car,  he was jumped by a man with nunchucks.

Casarez apparently got out of the car and hit him with her own set of sticks.

The woman is now facing assault charges and police are on the look out for the male ninja.

No word if these ninjas were turtles.