Sex

If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.

You know how us dames are always telling you that we wish we could cast your manhood in bronze and carry it with us in our purse, so we'd accidentally wrap our hands around it while we were looking for our keys and grin, mischievously? No? I'm sorry, that must be a sore spot for you.

Germany is home to some pretty awesome things, like tons of awesome beer and lots of hot German babes. We're also huge fans of naked grocery shopping, so the country ranks pretty high up on our list of favorites. But recently, we found out the land of bratwurst and wienerschnitzel is also home to one massive WTF -- erotic zoos. No, Germany. No.

As a female who thinks porn is really fun, I hold a special place in my heart for adult film stars -- they're fun, sexy, confident, and share their fun, sexy confidence with us, what's not to like? Good news -- turns out they're pretty happy.

Emma Stone has just joined the celebrity sex tape club. Somewhere in the world, Jim Carrey just shed tears of joy.

Man, my job rules.

In America, we traditionally see a jump in the NLMI (National Love Makin' Index) anytime there's a big blizzard or some other kind of catastrophic weather event that keeps us locked indoors with people who we are attracted to. (Mark our words, in eight months we there will be a bunch of New York babies named Sandy. Poor kids.) Blizzards don't scare Canadians, though, so up there an NHL lockout is

Man, back in the day, people really had no idea about sex.  Check out what has to be the creepiest sex education video ever, featuring a middle aged man and a teen who is all wet and sticky.

On Monday, news broke that an unnamed 24-year-old man had accused Kevin Clash, who is the creator and puppeteer of Elmo on 'Sesame Street,' of engaging in a sexual relationship with him when he was 16. Today, that man has recanted his allegations.

As guys, we’re pretty much open to any sort of sexual experience out there, except like, dolphin humping. That's weird. So, when we heard there’s some research going on about sex with robots, we lost a little of our faith in the human race, but were also slightly intrigued.

I've always been a huge fan of Chuck Barkley, even more so after watching this video of him explaining why men should lose weight.  It's not for your health or your looks, it's for your junk.

Recently we've started to compile a list of awesome things to put in our will, like having strippers at our funeral. While it might seem like a weird death request, all we really want is to go out with a bang, and it turns out a lady over in Serbia understands our logic.