Dad Stabs Himself To Avoid Child Support Payment

No "Father of the Year" here!  More like "Douchey Dad".

A Florida father actually stabbed himself to avoid paying child support.

Hernando Today is reporting that 51 year old Michael Cherubino told authorities that two men attacked him in his home, stabbed him and stole $4000.

None of that is true.

The idiot stabbed himself to make the story more believable.

Cherubino later admitted he made the whole story up to get out of paying the child support he owes.

What a dope!