This may come as a shock to some, but I am not super girly. I don't wear pink, I don't love shopping, I don't say 'emagawd' and I do not want a big ass bear for Valentine's Day. Do you? If so Vermont Teddy Bear has you covered.

The only part of this commercial I agree with is that flowers are a waste of money. I say it every year- I would rather have a 12 pack than a dozen roses. Flowers die on their own time, but I can kill the beers whenever I want. But if your adult girlfriend for some reason is asking for a beer - I mean bear, first check her ID again. If she is legit, here is your creepy ass stuffed bear connection.