Ducks Can Sense STD’s

What the Duck? Scientist are saying that female ducks can sense which male ducks have an STD.

Apparently it's all in the bill, duck bill that is.

This is pretty weird.  A female duck can tell by looking at a male ducks beak (when I say beak, I really mean beak), the quality of his sperm.   This helps her determine which duck is less likely to give her an STD.  It's like a "spidey sense" for ducks.

If you are some kind of duck freak and want more scientific info on duck sex, click here.

Actually the whole study is pretty neat.  If someone gave you something, I bet you wish you would of  had "DUCK SENSE" so you could of avoided that person.

Be on the lookout at bars for people carrying ducks to sniff out the clean people.  Before any quack jobs, check out the bill!

New rule:  No Condom, No Duck, NO SEX!