Orange sheep are strolling in one U.K. farmers pastor.  The sheep were dyed orange to look more attractive.  Just kidding, the dye job is to prevent them from being taken by sheep thieves.

In the last year Farmer John Heard has had 200 sheep stolen from him.  I am not sure if they were taken for wool or sold for sex.  Probably both.   Joke!  Don't freak out PETA peeps!

250 of his sheep are now orange.  Heard says the dye is completely safe and will in no way harm the animals.

Orange sheep are probably harder to sell on the black market so this really is not a baaaahhhd idea.  In fact, orange sheep sound kind of slutty!

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