
GIFs That Prove ‘Commando’ Is the Greatest Action Movie of All-Time
To honor the 31st birthday of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, we give you these GIFs that will remind you that 'Commando' is the single greatest achievement in not just cinematic, but human history.
This film, originally released October 4th, 1985, is a part of me. I, like many children of the 1980s, learned so many crucial life lessons from 'Commando' that John Matrix is basically my dad. Sometimes people take their father for granted. 'Commando' is no different. If you haven't seen it in a few years, it's easy to forget that everything you are is the result of the heroism, witty one-liners, and impossibly muscular physique of John Matrix. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to remind you why 'Commando' is the single most important depiction of the human condition ever recorded.
Name One Other Action Movie Where the Hero Hand Feeds a Deer
Or Gets Ice Cream On His Nose
Or Carries an Entire Tree
Obviously, There Are FightsAnd Daring Escapes
And This Guy Who Wants to Kill / Make Love to Him
'Splosions
More 'Splosions
Even More 'Splosions
John Matrix is A Master of All WeaponsEspecially Guns
And Anything with a Sharp Edge
He's Also a Master at Getting the Last Word
Basically, He's the Best There Is
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