Guy Wants To Sue For Bad Lapdance!

Now this is getting ridiculous!  Everyone is sue crazy!  A college student is suing over what he calls bad service from a Las Vegas escort.Hubert Blackman of New York was not satisfied with a lap dance and sex act that he paid for.  He wanted a refund and was denied, so he called the cops.  Brilliant!  Police told him to call the Better Business Bureau.  Hilarious!

The "victim" claims he was almost arrested because the escort performed an illegal sexual act on him.  He claims he needed medial treatment for trauma.  OMG!!  Maybe a STD shot?

This clown is seeking nearly 2 million dollars in damages!  Unless the escort bit his junk off (and she did not) then there is no way he will get this cash.  The only thing he may get is a severe itch!  What a douche.