A homeless man from Pontiac wanted to be Dr. Feelgood so badly that he stole and ambulance to go to a strip club named -- and we're not joking -- The Booby Trap.

You really can't make this stuff up. WXYZ reports that the man hijacked the Star EMS ambulance, which was left running in front of Pontiac's McClaren Hospital, at around 11p on Sunday, November 30th. Police caught up to the man at 18 Mile and Ryan Roads in Sterling Heights, roughly 20 minutes shy of his destination -- a strip club named The Booby Trap.