Horse Shoes Now Come In Size Human

I have heard the expression "hung like a horse" but this is ridiculous!  Yes, you too can have horse hooves.

A gambling company named BetFair had the idea.

Each boot features a carbon-fibre hoof and as many as five thousand genuine horse hairs.  Louise says quote:

"They are really comfortable.  I am sure they are not for everyone but I want a pair of hooves".

You go Louise!  Or should I say you gallop Louise!

I guess there could be some advantages to having horse hooves like:

1. You could pick out a cool horse name like AAAArrrrrggggh or White Lightning.
2. Horsing around would be acceptable at all times.
3. People will be more interested in riding you.

Horse feet don't sound so silly after all do they?  Giddy up!