Semi Spills Ranch on Highway in Most Pure Michigan Accident Ever

Few things stop me in my tracks anymore, and make me think how unbelievably ironic they are, or how perfect the scenario is for "This particular thing" to happen when and where it did. It's those perfect moments that we really live for, and one of them, in the form of tragedy, happened in Michigan recently.

In the most #PureMichigan highway accident ever, a semi truck, hauling ranch dressing, spilled its entire load all over a Michigan Highway. Ope.

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Detroit's Local 4WDIV had footage of the accident after it happened, and the Michigan Department of Transportation shared the report on Twitter.

"Heads up-EB 94 at 9 Mile, only right lane open due to semi crashing into bridge w debris spilled on the road. Unknown eta to clean up crash."

The crash was a long, Penske box truck that had collided with one of the overpasses on the highway, and thankfully nobody was hurt. But, still a sad news day for the Midwest, ad dozens of jugs containing ranch dressing were spilled all over the highway.

So, Michigan State Police blocked off the right lanes of the highway to allow other Michigan travelers to just "scooch on by" in the left lane, driving by the carnage.

It really is a tragedy, because we value Ranch dressing like currency in some places. It goes on everything, and could practically be one of the food groups for us.

It did take a few hours to clean up, but just imagine how much faster it could have gone, if they'd just allowed us to go pick up our favorite fried foods, or even an order of fries, and just... leaned out the window to dip our food in.