Man Finds Open Beer Truck, Thinks He Died and Went to Heaven

Talk about luck, a unidentified man just happened to come across an open beer truck.  That's right!  No one in sight, just him and ice cold beer.  He did exactly what you would think, he started drinking!  Apparently the more he drank, the closer to God he got.  When questioned by authorities the man claimed he had died and gone to heaven.

Trib Local reports that the beer truck was full of kegs with the taps on the outside.  Sounds like something you would see at a beer tent.  Realizing that he had access to unlimited booze the 46 year old man grabbed a pitcher and started drinking.  Pitcher?  Where the hell did it come from?  How did there just so happen to be a pitcher?  Maybe at a banquet hall?  Sounds nuts but that is where the guy was found, drunk at a near by banquet hall.

When police arrived the man was totally intoxicated and believed he did nothing wrong.  Maybe he didn't, maybe God put that free beer there for him?  Maybe this  man does have "the man upstairs" on his side because police did not arrest him and the banquet hall is not pressing charges either.   It's a miracle! Hallelujah! Free beer, thank you Jesus!